Tortue Orange Enterprises

Tortue Orange Enterprises

Welcome to my world!

Hello, and thank you for taking the time to visit me. We at Tortue Orange Enterprises aim to please, and, as you take the time to peruse the site, our resident guide, Torty the turtle will be there for you. He doesn't actually do anything, but he sure looks nice! On this page, well, for the moment anyway, you can find a little information about myself, the managing director of Tortue Orange Enterprises (TOE) and the goings on at our HQ. So enjoy! Oh yes. The picture to the left is a very.. hmmm. picture of the Prime Ministerial Family of the UK. It was their Christmas card. Decide for yourself.

Well, I am a person by the name of Patrick Cooper. I am a light satirist and writer, but I find time for socialising. I would like to think myself relatively welcoming, but talk to any of my close friends and.....

So, who am I?

What's in it for you?

I can't think of anything yet. But you'll be the first to know if I do.

	The Illustrious Group Sigma! This will give a rare insight into my extra-curricular goings on. Watch and learn... or not!
	The National Teapot Party As Party Leader, I couldn't help but put this on. The NTP is a brand new political party, restoring peace through the universal medium of tea!
	A Brief history of Tea This is my very own brief summary of the current goings on at the National Teapot Party
Email me on: [email protected]

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